AIDS.

My dear asshole of a friend called Strikees asked me to write about AIDS. I told him I would, so here I am. Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to read about the ANGRY ITALIAN DEVASTATION SQUAD.

AIDS consists of 5 members – Mario, Luigi, Ezio, Leo da Vinci and Mussolini da Prick. They’re a group of angry bastards who go around fighting crime and selling pizzas. They transform by holding out a plate of spaghetti and yelling “IT’S PASTA TIME!”. You don’t fuck with these guys. They’re pretty hardcore.

Fuck it. Can’t think of many more shItaly jokes.

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